Zilch > Rank
Put the pedal to the metal, gird your loins and bare your chest to prove that you're the Zilch daddy now!!
The ranking system awards +10 points for finishing a game against a non-account holder, +60 points for winning a ranked match against another Playr account holder, and -20 for losing against an account holder. There is also a bonus for the margin of victory over 100 pi.
And you must have finished at least 5 matches to get your ranking. Good luck you zilchers!